Evil Cycling

Holy mother of god, I didn’t think it was possible, but it would appear that humanity just finally raised the white flag and gave up on being the smartest in the animal kingdom. Now, don’t get me wrong.. I like lady bits as much as the next guy who likes lady bits, but at first glance I think that this is an abomination.

When I get into the pants of another, I don’t like surprises. No matter how sparkly they might be.

But as they say, don’t judge a man (or in this case, a seemingly ridiculous practice of adornment) until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. So with that being said, I have actually made an appointment to get the entirety of my posterior Assjazzled, and until that time I will have to reserve my judgment.

A full conclusion as well as a review should be forthcoming.