The Oh-My-God, Shit-My-Pants-With-Fear Level is ORANGE

Posted in Uncategorized on March 5th, 2010 by Dave

Some girls are bigger than others, but very few of them are bigger than Bear. But goddamned if he couldn’t wiggle his meaty little fingers into whatever was broken in our team vehicles. May our bus rest in pieces in a scrap yard in Nowhere, Iowa, where it is currently stripped, but we’re told by sleeper cell moles that high school kids still go into it to fuck and smoke pot, not necessarily in that order.

Be sure to go over to the Black Market to pre-order your kit. Do it, and do it now.

And here’s a nice reader submission from the warm climes of Miami. I wonder if he knows Tony Combs, or exactly what happened.  Thanks for the pics, people, keep them coming.