Evil Cycling

We all have them. Those photos we never want seen by our friends.

The Pentabike Muststash is an amazing and ingenious addition to any ride. With Ragbrai coming up, many a cemetery will probably find out exactly what we mean.

Some pictures and our review are coming soon (once the effects wear off), but otherwise check THIS and THIS.

Well humanity, you finally did it.
Congratulations on dooming the planet.

We do. And in younger years with heartier hearts, a little blow was a good thing too. You know, just to sharpen up a bit. Or, maybe to stay up for three days for no other reason than to dance and fuck.

So Flandis has corroborated the stories from cycling from across the pond that drug use is not just about going faster, it’s about partying, too. Voet told us all about it. Flandis also talks about taping vents to escape potential hidden cameras, selling bikes to buy drugs, and laying down in buses taking transfusions.

Floyd’s latest is pretty fucking fun to read, so why don’t you click here and read it yourself. Credibility defense aside, it’s rather detailed in its damning.

Oh, and remember a bit back about how Trek got all hot at LeMond for selling bikes through improper channels? Well, won’t it be funny to see how THIS shakes out.

How much fun will it be to watch Pharmstrong whine and bristle and complain and ultimately get his nut kicked in by Contadoper when the road goes up? Lots of fun. He’s so on the brink of taking-his-ball-and-going-home it’s palpable.

Get your popcorn, get stoned, and enjoy.

For the Tour.