Jeff broke his ankle recently, so to try and make the time pass by a little more painlessly, a few of us got to photoshopping for him.
We’d do the same for you if we liked you.
In case you don’t, let me bring you up to speed.
We placed a new order for jerseys so that everyone who cared to could get in on the blackness.
Some people rejoiced, and a bunch of people didn’t care.
For the latter, as you were, and for the former, we got the goods coming in shortly. Despite our best efforts at organization, The Man had other ideas, and we got thrown into the chaos of Champ System’s queue. As of today however, our order is set to arrive next week, at which time we will begin furiously stuff envelops with the goods, as well as random filth ridden detritus we have found on the street. If you look to the East, a black cloud is descending, and soon will be spreading across the land.
If you can name each member of the EVIL Cycling team by first and last name, in alphabetical order, the year in which they were inducted, and include their astrological sign, you get a free punch in the face.
The clocks starts now.
Holy hell. It would appear as though I’m the only one working here. Of course Captain Dave has a ‘job’, if that’s what you’d call traveling around the country with a broken computer, slapping backs with people he ordinarily wouldn’t be caught dead with and drinking until the pain subsides.
In light of this fact I suppose I have to let it slide. The world seems to be in a shit storm of unprecedented proportions, and I can’t do fuckall aside from hide under my covers and wonder how it got so out of hand. War, natural and economic disasters, political unrest, and the lot of this country seems satisfied to sit back and quote shitbag misogynist Charlie Sheen while watching ‘Jersey Shore’.
It’s a wonder we’ve made it this far with heads so empty.
Calling you a son of a bitch only insults you mom. You being her son is insult enough.
That said, I will simply call you a fucker.
The only performance enhancing drugs Joe ever took were Viagra and hair conditioner.
Proper bike fit is essential to the enjoyment of cycling.
