Evil Cycling

We hope someone somewhere is sending Philip some dong pictures.

In the mean time, the rest of you get this.

Now fuck right off, please.

So comes upon us the time of year where pro teams roll out their new kits. Saxo Bank has been kind enough to bring back their Cock Hawk motif, which was pointed out on Twitter by us, but knocked out of the park Cycle Boredom.

The new Evil wristbands are way better than the old ones, which were basically just the cuffs cut off our socks. I mean they worked alright… You fuckers were stupid enough to keep paying money for them.

They’ll be in the store at some point soon. Captain Dave has to take his hands out of his pants long enough to actually do that, so I wouldn’t hold your breath.
Speaking of hands in pants, all ladies can feel free to email photos of whatever parts of yourself you like to me at stevil@evilcycling. Any gents who would like to email photos of their parts can forward them to dave@evilcycling.com. Case in point;

He thanks you for your time and consideration on the matter.

And Lana has a parting gift for you on your way out.

In support of today’s SOPA strike we are doing our part.

Good luck with that, but you can go ahead and keep your hands off ours.
In other news, politicians can eat a bag of dick. Unless Sov throws his hat into the ring (which probably wont happen after ‘Open bathrobe at the cheerleadercamp-gate’ of 2007) our money is on the clear winner.