Shitbirds OUT

Posted in Uncategorized on October 18th, 2012 by Dave

Hello dickfaces.

From the get go we said 12-14 weeks, as we pre-ordered the shitbirds. Now, all but a few are on their way!So, put all that froth back in your mouth, or your ass, or her ass, or wherever it came from.

They’re all on the wing to you and yours. And you in Europe and Asia, they’re in customs. Customs here takes a long time as our agents are clinically challenged.

Hang tight. Send pictures to us or post them to our Facebook page when you get yours. All of the bodily fluids on your items are free of charge.