11/4/03 - Photos are up for Dave's World Championships report. Word to Paul Components for signing on with Evil! Get your Melvin on, single speed your rig, and grab a shitload of beers in your Flatbed.

Just got back from the Moab Fat Tire Festival last weekend. Goddam do the shops in that desert town know how to git it own! Get there next year dope! Halloween - next year - win big - dress up like a used tampon.

Also, large man-love goes out to Chuck Wagon for showin' us how it's done Over the Edge style in Fruita, CO. Wet smooches to Jen, Anne, and James too, you sexy bizniches. People of Earth! You must get your ass to the trails in Fruita and ride them. I highly recommend the Kessel Run - especially when bookended by the Seve and I puking - him before and me after. Mmmmm.... barfy downhill!

Do cycling a favor, too, and write shitloads of e-mails to keep Fruita singletrack lovely.

-Sov

Dave up'n went all Canadian on us and covered the road Worlds up in Hamilton. As usual, he caused trouble, delivered mayhem, and got his car towed. Dig his report here.

Evil wishes to extend some rare well wishes to one Henk Vogels, who has turned his first pedals since his wicked ass crash at Fitchburg. Henk, a rider displaying the true Evil ideals (stay out all night, still kick your ass the next day) is recovering nicely, according to doctors, and we at Evil wish him well. And we've sent him a twelve pack, too.

2003 Chort Ride pictures are up. If it looks like fun, maybe you can join up next year. Just send in a photo of yourself committing some act of Evil and we'll think about it... or not.

Dave has launched yet another broadside against the powers that be in pro cycling. Here's a taste:

"Saturn has spun out of orbit. Now that uber geek Chris Horner will be looking for someplace else to get on podiums and celebrate like some football playing meatheaded jock. McCormack will have to pack up his lisp..."

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George Hincapie says "screw this Postal outfit, I'm all Evil" as he prepares to strip off his uniform and board a plane for Chicago, where he will make his debut for Evil on The Chort Ride, Sept. 27th, pulling the entire intoxicated group all day long. We welcome George, he's our kind of guy. Not in a Jan Ullrich kind of way, what with fast cars and drugs, but we'll take GH anyway we can get him.

The Euro peloton has a new asshole, and Dave's the one who tore it. Get yourself a heapin' helping of Pro Cyclists Suck! Dave's column on why the small hairless elves should see my size thirteens in their rear view mirror.

New photos of Ragbrai 2003 are going up every day. If Bear don't live in your town, get your fix of his sexy mug right here.

Perfection: Cheevil, a PBR tall boy, and the ocean. Word to Oregon.

Another great moment in Evil history:

Here, Bernard Hinault, the 1978 leader of the Evil Tour Team, leads a protest to get riders more beer, more pussy, and free amphetamines. Tour organizer Jacques Goddet, as puritanical an asswipe as this year's Ragbrai organizers, tried to keep the riders from getting their swerve on. Hinault organized the peloton, and said "fuck you, we're walking until you

That's right, fuckos, we're in cahoots with the big boys now. The brothers Hampsten have given in to the Evil ways, and are now in the flock. Look for big Steve Hampsten to be sporting an Evil cap there in Seattle, and soon there will be Evil stickers in Italy! Evil World Domination continues! In the meantime, see what the only American to ever win the Giro d'Italia and his family are up to here - www.hampsten.com