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Evil is afoot in NorCal, and its name is Arielle:

Most people look at me and mistakenly assume I have no evil powers.  They think, what a tiny little thing, so cute, not an evil bone in her body.  They are mistaken.  I have the ability to control the weather for my own evil purposes.  It's one of the many powers I am capable of, thanks to selling my soul to the devil about two and a half years ago.  So today my team and I were racing, about two hours from San Francsico, CA.  We needed good weather to race well and I delivered.  The high was close to 70F, with not a cloud in the sky.  No one needed booties, leg warmers, jackets or any other cumbersome items to keep ourselves warm.  So while you're reading this because you have nothing better to do, where you are having what I have heard is the worst blizzard in the last 50 years,  not able to do anything but look at your bike because it's too bloody cold to even walk outside, well haha...

Heh heh... she said "booties."

Dave's been in the liquor cabinet again, and he's ranting hard. Here's a snippet:

"Wake up, you silly motherfuckers, and go buy some Reverend Horton Heat, some whiskey, and re-educate yourself."

Read the rest in the Captain's Corner

Haven't seen the single-speed light? Maybe onespeeder.com will help you in your quest for balance... and gettin' jimmied.

Go read this. I laughed like I had something lodged in my rectum. "Rectum?!? Damn near killed 'em!"

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Jane's got herself a new gig in Des Moines. She's crankin' up the Critical Mass ride. Good luck girlfriend. Don't let them Iowa drivers get surly on ya.

Sov motorpaces Merckx in '74

"There they were, comin' down the road like a buncha undertakers."

Cheevil drops Riis and Pantani in '97

Eddy couldn't have done it without us.