Fruita hurts
Holy crap, the Fruita Fat
Tire Festival is the best thing since Astroglide. I recommend that you slide
in to this one horse town just east of Utah and make use of its fantastic
trail system, fire-in-the-hole Mexican food, and lovely lovely people. More
is on the way with regards to reporting the facts, but for now, get ready
for this weekend's activities. Gather up your bike parts or gather up your
dough - either way, make it to:

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Shit, he said he was coming on Ragbrai this year


Busy Month for Zeke
First up was the Midwest
Single Track Summit held this year at Klondike Park out side of St. Louis
Missouri. For starters I thought I was in for a long weekend of not
riding. The Tuesday before the Summit I went out for a nice 3 hour trail
ride. By the end of hour three I was convinced that my bike needed some
big loving by the amount of squeaking and creaking the BB was making. Much
to my surprise on Wednesday night when I was pulling the BB I discovered
that the drive side chain stay was cracked. Panic! Thankfully, Surly had
my size in stock so I had one over nighted so that I had a rig for the
weekend. Wheew.
So Friday night arrive in
St. Louie. Crack a beer and get to the schmoozing started. Several hours
and beers later it was time for the night ride. Pull on the shoes strap on
the helmet and headlight and hit the trail. Good single track and some
Katy trail. Lots of beer stops with a Hi-Fi spinning vinyl in the back of
a pick up. Ended up clocking 25 miles that night just riding around. At
one point we popped out on to the road and the guy watching the corner
said "go down the road and take the next right". I went down the road and
around the curve and saw a dirt road that went right, so I took it with
some one following me. The dirt road turned in to a really rutted steep
down hill, fun to ride but seemed weird but I figured hell he said go
right, right? Finally I decided to stop. The gal behind me, who turned out
to be the lovely Tonya from IMBA, asked if we were going the right way and
I had no idea. So happy with our selves for not eating it on the way down
we started the trek back to the top to discover that yes indeed we took
the wrong turn. Only one injury that evening, local Tom took a hard spill
on the asphalt. LOTS of road rash but spirit unharmed.
Day two started easy. I
helped the Specialized rep set up and built a couple of demo bikes. Took a
little ride on the single track that I had ridden the night
before. Fun fun. Two smokes and four beers later my buddy Posson decided
that since he didn't ride the night before (too drunk) he would tackle the
trail so I suited up and went with him. We climbed the huge asphalt climb
that lead to the fun switch back. Ripping down the single track up in
front of me I hear Posson yelling. "Sounds like Todd is having fun" I
thought to my self. Those thoughts vanished when I came around the curve
to find Posson on the ground still yelling his bike in a broken pile and
his front wheel bounding down the hill. His front wheel popped off at
about 15 mph and dumped him on his head. So after I get him up, walked
down the trail to the road, (big thanks to the other folks that carried
our bikes down), sprint on my bike the couple of miles to the camp ground
to get his truck, I drove him in to St. Louis to the hospital. Big fun.
The whole time that I was in the waiting room I kept thinking, "damn why
didn't I bring an beer?" 4 hours later we are back at camp, Todd is in a
sling with a broken collar bone, and I am swilling whiskey and helping him
out of his clothes. Sounds more fun than it really was. Regardless, we
were back in time to watch the night time time trial and to see Ken get
roaring drunk and tell us all he had found his new wife (long story).
Needless to say the party was on that night. Kegs, bonfires, riding in a
shopping cart down a hill, good times. I woke up on my cot in the van with
one shoe on and my van littered with potato chips. I don't know I was
drunk.
Day three there was a race.
I took part although not real hard since I was convinced that I was still
drunk. Too much climbing for a SS rider like me. I placed last in the SS
class. But good times all the same. Before the race I was sitting with
Corey the Kona rep and we were trying to piece together the night before.
"All I really remember is that I passed out a lot of business cards and I
shouldn't have because I was really drunk. Now they all know who I am."
Corey stated. I got a laugh out of that until I checked my wallet and
discovered that I did the same thing. Damn.
Part 2 and 3 to come
Zeke

Go see this show


Tour of Georgia
Dave's down South
signing on new recruits.
Read it here.


Evil goes Asian

One of the Utah disciples has made his way
to Asia, and started tagging shit. Last we heard, the count was 3,845 beers,
2 new wives, and 3 venereal diseases.

Mayhem on your Wednesday? Nah, this is mayhem.

Some people climb mountains, others the
corporate ladder. Evil? We climb useless steel piles. Click on the image to
see what's up.

Pro Cyclists Suck
So, Roubaix already happened.
Screw you, read our mildewy old shit and love us.
Read the newest installment
of Pro Cyclists Suck.

Dotsie
loves Dave. Or maybe she's retarded.

Ski Bike Disclaimer
Kids, ski biking can be
dangerous. Make sure Mom and Dad check out your
equipment.
And don't go trying any
stunts
now.

Some people make snow angels. Not Dave.


From the Zeke Files
This past weekend at the
Spoke Pony Showdown 3/6 race the 6 hour duo team "Phat & Evil" placed 2nd.
The duo consisting of
Scott Cotter (of the now defunct
www.ridephat.com) and zeke (www.evilcycling.com)
went in to the race intending to "enjoy the ride and have a good time".
That good time resulted in 2nd place finish that wowed both members of the
team.
"Not too bad for two fat
guys that didn't intend to race." zeke was overheard to say.
Fellow Evil Dennis Grelk
(see below) was also on hand for this event. He raced the 6 hour solo and
placed 6th for his days efforts. Dennis was supposedly taking place in a
crit race on Sunday wearing the all blacks. After the 6 hour when asked if
he was still racing the next day the exhausted but happy Dennis said
"Well, I don't know, but I have a 5 hour drive home to think about it."
For full results and
pics of the Spoke Pony 3/6 see
www.heartlandrace.com
, the pics and results should be up in the next couple of days.

Snowball's Chance!


Evil is afoot in Utah


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Pro Cyclists Suck!
If Dave says it, it must be
true.
"If there was one windbag in cycling
that I wish would trip on a fork and drive it through his throat, it'd be
Saiz. What a prick that overstuffed sausage is."

Get thee to the page and read it.

On the subject of badass...
Dennis races his bike. He's
faster than you. If you see an Evil black blur pass you a few times it's
most likely him. Feel free to just quit at the start line when he shows up.

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