We're all back. Dave's done sweating to the oldies at the Tour of Georgia (I hear some Texan won it) and the Minnapolis Mafia has landed safely back from Fruita, CO. As soon as we can scrape our asses out of the intensive care ward we'll tell you how it went. Until then, a Cheevil Teaser: (click on it for the fantastic wallpaper sized version)

Weeeeeee're off to see the Fruitaaaaa. The Fruita of ol' Chet Peach!

That's right kids. The Fruita Fat Tire Festival is this weeked (April 29 - May2) in beautiful and only mostly red-necky Fruita, Colorado. Just drive west on 70 past Grand Junction and if you find that you can't buy decent beer you've gone too far... you're in Utah. This is the premier mountain bike event of the season and if you can't make it you're an asshole. Chuck Wagon will be there with a stellar cast of Retarded Dingos. Get there.

Ok, I finally got the Evil Bio page done. There's a link to it on the top now and the Chort page has moved over there to the left. Not much chortacular action these days. Be sure to share if you have a particularly raucus experience in the john. Oh, and here's the full story of "bloot!"

Corrosion found this too. Read it.

It is April - well damn close anyway. For most folks that means thoughts of flying kites, taking the stroller out with little Jimmy, or planting some bulbs. But that ain't what it means for Evil. Spring means pain and torture - like the other three seasons - but with more mud and snot. 

We care so little about you and your pathetic lives that we've completely forgotten to punch your grandma. Know that we are going to put this right in the next day or so.

Word on the street is that Evil was mentioned in Bicycling Magazine. If you are profoundly retarded and need 12 ways to ride like Lance, then by all means, purchase this huge piece of shit. If not - go buy a real read like Dirt Rag or... I'm sure there's something else. Maybe the Utne.

Either way. Get on your bike and shut up. I'll be in Portland Jell-O wrestling Cheevil Knevil if anyone needs me. Until then? I despise you.

Sov

Next time you find yourself in a bike race, know this: Evil is watching.

The Big 'ol Kansass City Summit was real fun.

Dig Sov in the dirt at IllinoisMTB. And...

http://worldnakedbikeride.org/

Here's a little gem Evil endorses. Though, while we endorse, we won't partake. Trust us on this one. A nude Bear and/or BRose could cause smaller countries to enter into civil wars, entire economies to collapse, and several breweries shut their doors in fear. A nude Sov could drive the entire North American grizzly bear population to prematurely go into breeding frenzies, as well as causing all female deer, sheep, pigs, and basically any ruminant to hide their anuses. A nude Clark, we hope, would quickly be arrested, unless it's Gayle.

Evil endorses all of the acivities of Tom Tomorrow

"This just in - Pantani is still dead"

That Dave, he makes me laugh.

You missed the Ski Bike competition? The shame you must feel! More pics here

Now THAT'S a race number (oh, wait... Sov don't race)

Old stuff moved to the Front Page Archives