Worldwide Evil

Minions spotted in Paris, Interpol puts best men on the case. A recent rash of toilettes backing up, Rodin sculptures growing unusually large genitalia, and bell-tower-lurking monstrosities growing second humps has been explained by the presence of Evil within French borders. Local businesses closed early and Le Mond's headline read simply, "MERDE!"

More Ragbrai 2004 pictures are up

It's true, we did it.

This just in: Evil has prevailed over its foes in yet another victory in the most grueling event on the calendar. We rode hard, drank ourselves silly, invaded homes, and sold more fresh human organs than we'd ever predicted. Thank you to all who hosted us, who allowed us to frolic naked in their pools, and who stood by while we wrecked their bathrooms.

We'd like to send some love toward a few folks that made our victory even sweeter. Opie and Robert stormed in from the great Northwest to fuck shit up as only they could do. They are strong men, but gentle lovers. The Pink Floyds were spot-on this year and will receive the award for "Most Tolerable Team." It may have been the fact that we stole Zeke from them (all's fair in love and cycling), it may have been the roadside shirt-lifting boobie-flash that we were honored to receive, or it may have been the full erection I achieved while receiving neck tattoos. Bear did ok too.

I'd also like to especially thank Emily. You are truly Evil, let it fester in your heart for all time!

Best shot of Sov ever.

We'd like to extend a warm thank you also to all the members of Fat Tom's Army who did not take our bus for a joy ride and dump it in a ditch causing severe aesthetic damage. Seriously, you touch our bus again and we'll stick Gordo up your ass for some significant rectal remodeling.

Props also go out to the Fort Dodge stripper who stole Chevil Knevil's Evil cap. Wear it with pride sister, we may come back for it some time.

Photos are starting to trickle in as we speak. Most of them are incriminating as hell, but that's how we roll here at Evil. I'll post them as I get them, but for now I've posted what I have below.

For everyone who did not go on the ride - you are a fool. For those who went and didn't have fun - wake the fuck up. For those who rode it like you stole it - you are our people.

Hugs,

Sov

Night 1 in Onawa.

The Black Train of Death

Need anything degreased? Call Mimi.

Sov returns the stolen Bud Light at the now infamous "dollar beer" stop

Look for more photos real soon. And if you've got any great shots, send 'em to sov at evilcycling.com.