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"The existence of evil may not present a deductively certain disproof of the existence of God. Opponents of theism have other, although less certain, ways of using evil as a foil against believing in God. The most common way the existence of evil is utilized this way is by formulating an "evidential" or "inductive" argument for evil. This argument can take several forms and theists have a number of different responses to these types of arguments. I will try to present a brief survey of the so-called "evidential problem of evil" and the main responses theists offer in defense of their belief in God...."
 

-Someone's thinkin' too hard - but it ain't us.

 

"Evil, Evilcycling.com, and all Evil Cycling™ products, are the copywritten trademarked property of Evil
Cycling, LLC ©, 2004.
Any unauthorized use of any of the properties herein can and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the
law." So there.

 

So, by now you're saying to yourself "Shit, I missed Evil on Ragbrai, where can I find them next?" Well, a good start would be your local bar but if we're not there, be on the lookout: Sov will be at Interbike in Las Vegas, spreading Evil schwag everywhere and throwing flaming bags of dogshit into the Huffy booth. Cap'n Dave will be the man on the move at the World Championships in Hamilton, Ontario. Mark our words, Mario Cipolini WILL have an Evil sticker on his person, or on his bike or, at least, on his hotel. Full press credentials should help Dave ruin a lot of riders reputations, except for guys that have already fucked themselves.....are you listening VDB? But before all the aforementioned, which all goes down in October, there is the Grand Chort Ride. Wanna know about it? Write for details!

Ragbrai 2003 images have a new home - check here.

And now, Poetry Corner with infamous mob boss Don Corsoni:

For You Are A Buttock.

by Gabriel Gudding

 

Indeed you are the balls of the

bullock and the calls of the

peacock; you are the pony in

the paddock near the bullock and the

peacock; you are the

futtock on the keel and the

fetlock (or the heel) of the

pony in the paddock:

 

Indeed you are the burdock on

the fetlock and the beetle on

the burdock and the mite on

the beetle on the burdock on

the fetlock of the pony in the

paddock and the padlock of

the gate of the paddock of the

bullock and the peacock.

 

Thus with you I am fed-up.

For you are the Prufrock and I am

Wild Bill Hickok at a

roadblock with the wind in my

forelock and a bullet in my

flintlock. You are Watson I am

Sherlock

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Time for the August 2003 Evil Caption contest. What's in that evil little brain of yours for this fine shot?

Also, try the new search feature on the left side menu. At last, you can determine how many times we've used the word chort on the website.

'member this?

Updates, updates, updates. Don't think we're not suffering a little post-Ragbrai depression, because we are. But, life goes on and we've got a lot to talk about. We met a lot of cool folks on the ride and we'd like to salute those who could go toe-to-toe with us in either drinking or riding. For few of you who hung in both categories, I offer you wet anal kisses and a six-pack of PBR. As for the rest of you, I'm truly ashamed.

Dave's been typing with the fervor of a north central Iowa crankwhore and has produced a few new gems. Get your taste of Pro Cyclists Suck and finish it off with a little of Dave on the podium.

We've got merch to sell, so get off your ass and give us your cash. Particularly sweet are the Evil Euro Caps. Perfect for deekin' out and pretending you're as righteous as us. They're only $20 and in stock now!

There's new mail in our box. Read some of the rants we've received from our fans and send us one of your own.