Buy Evil Things
Evil Underwear
Not stained, we promise!
Price: $16.66
Not stained, we promise!
Price: $16.66
Gristbands
So much more than a cock holder! Made by Sock Guy, super durable, keep your bits warm!
Price: $6.66
So much more than a cock holder! Made by Sock Guy, super durable, keep your bits warm!
Price: $6.66
Evil T-Shirt
Evil T-shirts! 100% Anvil t-shirts, black with white logo, sizes S-XL
Price: $15
Evil T-shirts! 100% Anvil t-shirts, black with white logo, sizes S-XL
Price: $15
Evil Cycling Cap
Evil Cycling Caps In Stock!
Available Qty: -1
Price: $16
Evil Cycling Caps In Stock!
Available Qty: -1
Price: $16
Evil Socks
Price: $10.00
Price: $10.00
Evil Sticker
2" by 1.5" oval
Price: $.75
2" by 1.5" oval
Price: $.75
Cheap, Low Quality Porn
Would you like some cheap, low quality porn mag clippings with your order?
Price: $0
Would you like some cheap, low quality porn mag clippings with your order?
Price: $0
Insult
Would you like us to add a free insult with your order?
Price: $0
Would you like us to add a free insult with your order?
Price: $0
Jerseys!
You're too late, Sucka!
Short Sleeve, full zip...
Available Qty: -1
Price: $66.06
You're too late, Sucka!
Short Sleeve, full zip...
![[Back Side... Of the Jersey]](http://evilcycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/EVIL-2011-Jersey-Revision-3-back.gif){kind=link}
Available Qty: -1
Price: $66.06
We have socks aplenty ready now to ship! We have 5″ wool cuffs in size S/M and L/XL and they look similar to this:
Each pair of socks has passed through the innards of this wretched little beast, giving your feet a uniquely Evil scent.
Buy some for Grandma!
And SOON we’ll have t-shirts and cycling caps and Peruvian hookers for sale too!