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Evil Cycling Cap
Hats sold out - more on order, thank you for your interest. Check back in 3 weeks. Go fuck yourself.
Price: $16
Hats sold out - more on order, thank you for your interest. Check back in 3 weeks. Go fuck yourself.
Price: $16
Evil Socks
Price: $10.00
Price: $10.00
Evil Sticker
2" by 1.5" oval
Price: $.75
2" by 1.5" oval
Price: $.75
Cheap, Low Quality Porn
Would you like some cheap, low quality porn mag clippings with your order?
Price: $0
Would you like some cheap, low quality porn mag clippings with your order?
Price: $0
Insult
Would you like us to add a free insult with your order?
Price: $0
Would you like us to add a free insult with your order?
Price: $0
We have socks aplenty ready now to ship! We have 5″ wool cuffs in size S/M and L/XL and they look similar to this:
Each pair of socks has passed through the innards of this wretched little beast, giving your feet a uniquely Evil scent.
Buy some for Grandma!
And SOON we’ll have t-shirts and cycling caps and Peruvian hookers for sale too!