Buy Evil Things

Evil T-Shirt
Evil T-shirts! 100% Anvil t-shirts, black with white logo, sizes S-XL
Available Qty: 18
Price: $15

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Evil Cycling Cap
Evil Cycling Caps In Stock!
Available Qty: 9
Price: $16

Evil Socks

Available Qty: 15
Price: $10.00

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Evil Sticker
2" by 1.5" oval
Available Qty: -1
Price: $.75

Cheap, Low Quality Porn
Would you like some cheap, low quality porn mag clippings with your order?
Price: $0
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Insult
Would you like us to add a free insult with your order?
Available Qty: 32
Price: $0

We have socks aplenty ready now to ship! We have 5″ wool cuffs in size S/M and L/XL and they look similar to this:

sockeating dog

Each pair of socks has passed through the innards of this wretched little beast, giving your feet a uniquely Evil scent.

Buy some for Grandma!

And SOON we’ll have t-shirts and cycling caps and Peruvian hookers for sale too!