| Carter's first job was
with G. Gordon Liddy's "Plumbers." His mastery of spreading
disinformation is exceeded by no one and this particular trait was to
land him a series of post-Watergate jobs with Washington think-tanks,
oil cartels, Las Vegas gambling empires, and Kum and Go convenience
stores.
Carter drives the bus and is generally
in charge of smoozing people out of their lawn space. Deeper than that,
though, he is the PR officer and maker of many fine mixed cocktails -
specifically the Bomb Tracks, a liquid so intoxicating that simply
residing in the same zip code will cause one to blow .09 or higher.
Next year he plans on making an
assault on Mt. Everest. He's going solo with no oxygen. Hell, he ain't
even taking a coat - just a bottle of single-malt and a 1979 Penthouse.
As Carter is fond of saying:
"How do you turn a hot headwind
into a cool breeze?"
"Sag baby. Just sag!" |
Carter
