Evil Cycling

Evil Race Results

Dave — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:43:55 +0000

We’re proud today. As in pridefully proud.

Robert, Brad, Chevil, and Dave.

DNS, DQ, DQ, DFL, respectively. Nicely done, team.

Party.

Stevil — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 19:39:58 +0000

Don’t forget a wig. Otherwise you’ll look stupid.

Preach It, Mike!

Dave — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:19:01 +0000

Tell it, brother!

READ THIS.

Zeke’s Ragbrai in Pictures

Dave — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:25:14 +0000

Ol’ Zeke pointed his one eye through the lens and snapped some shots at the 2010 Ragbrai. Seems the scattered Evil bits are further apart, further behind, and further off route than ever before. Further proof to us that the universe is expanding. We have conflicting reports and unsubstantiated claims of sightings of BRose and Jro, Carter, Chewie, Girl Carl, and Sov.

You can see his photographic exploits here.

Sov did radio in recently, telling of “against the grain” riding, and toying with the route in only a peripheral sense. The transmission was then cut off by a 4 year old wishing to go ride bikes and kick buckets.

In a Ragbrai sense, Evil is dead. Long live Evil.

Cheever Multiplies, Evil Goes “Corporate”, and CD Gives Up

Dave — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 21:10:33 +0000

Well, let’s punch the cow and see what falls out of it’s asshole, shall we? Wait, what?

Oh, nevermind.

Cheever’s cells have been extracted, and after a careful incubation period in a petri dish kept at 66.6 degrees and sprinkled ocassionally with Hamm’s and Sov’s piss, our first batch of Little Cheevers is doing well. They’re growing rapidly too. The fun thing about Little Cheevers is that they subsist on Lil’ Smokies and Iron Maiden albums.

Are you scared? Just a little? You should be. We’ve got about 1,000 of these fuckers.

In other news, a reader has sent in his “corporate Evil” picture. Sorry it took a while to get this uploaded, but it was under the latest batch of hatchlings and some bacon grease.

Right under the desk, where we belong. Hiding, lurking, basking in corporate fartitude.

And last but not least the mighty CD – which stands for Cross Dresser – has finally given up and joined the Dark Side.

Ugly, scruffy, and of questionable values – just like the rest of us.

So, if you have a picture of you in your evil stuff, please send it along. Send it to chorthole at evilcycling.com and we’ll put your name up in lights. Shitty, reputation ruining lights.

The Wild, Speckle Bellied BRose, in Natural Habitat

Dave — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 15:33:09 +0000

Dave Towle might be the voice of American cycling, but he’s got my DNA all over him.

Stevil — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:39:30 +0000

Ninjas Are Back

Dave — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:44:44 +0000

Be careful for the Evil variety. They’ll getcha alright.

Gravity make boob cry.

Stevil — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:58:56 +0000

In Portland This Weekend?

Dave — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 20:05:06 +0000

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