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	<description>Here To Destroy Everything</description>
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		<title>Utah. Now with two fewer potentially murderous dickbags running around.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At least for now.
That&#8217;s some fucked up shit right there.

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		<title>PDX, get your shit together.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sky and his recently relocated Velo Cultists are having a shibang this Sunday for the Mother of all the classics. Swing through and enjoy the company of your compatriots while you watch Tchmil come out of retirement and take a shit on Boner&#8217;s head as he sits on his handle bars and pedals backwards over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Get Our Race On</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Racing in earnest has begun for 2012 with the 8,027th edition of Milan-San Remo. Rather than focusing on who won, it&#8217;s more fun to focus on who lost, chief among those counted being Mark Cavendish. He&#8217;s a polarizing figure in the sport for sure. Personally, I think he&#8217;s a whiny bitch. That said, I think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ah, geez.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So much bullshit in such a short amount of time is the only reason I can give for the dust settling on Evil Cycling these last few weeks.
&#8220;What? I can&#8217;t hear you. I&#8217;m way too busy.&#8221;
As for Dave, we&#8217;ll, he&#8217;s training for a whole new season of self important ass grabbing atop his ten speed, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When It Rains, We Pour</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow, our beloved sport has just had voluminous hershey squirts in semi-clean underpants this week, hasn&#8217;t it?
Ciprelli gets tagged so that means Longo is going to get her just desserts, and soon.
Contador gets hung for 2 years after 2 years of blah blah blah to adjudicate one billionth of a gram of clenbuterol in his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Required morning listening.</title>
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		<title>What a Bunch of Asses</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We hope someone somewhere is sending Philip some dong pictures. 
In the mean time, the rest of you get this.
Now fuck right off, please.

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		<title>I Got 99 Problems, But Levi ain&#8217;t One</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So comes upon us the time of year where pro teams roll out their new kits. Saxo Bank has been kind enough to bring back their Cock Hawk motif, which was pointed out on Twitter by us, but knocked out of the park Cycle Boredom.
In other camps, the Radioshack/Nissan/Trek/we-can&#8217;t-time-trial-so-we&#8217;re-bound-to-fail team has a nice,&#8230;uh&#8230;nevermind. Their kit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buy some goods or the dog gets it.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The new Evil wristbands are way better than the old ones, which were basically just the cuffs cut off our socks. I mean they worked alright&#8230; You fuckers were stupid enough to keep paying money for them.

They&#8217;ll be in the store at some point soon. Captain Dave has to take his hands out of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey SOPA, You Lose!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And Lana has a parting gift for you on your way out.

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