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		<title>If you borrow money from Hinault, don&#8217;t forget to pay it back.</title>
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		<title>Disciples Come In All Forms</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re happy to have so many secret agents out there. We&#8217;re happy just to get up in the morning, though it comes with its own caveat of most likely just getting loaded again. Work? Ride!
Our version of Blue is out in Iowa, along with several other octogenarians.

Of course, there are agents out there we only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What If?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Quenton sends this one in, and boy howdy it&#8217;s a winner.
What if?
What if fast food icons settled down to party with a load of drugs and some strippers? Why, it&#8217;d look like THIS, that&#8217;s what.
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		<title>Say Hello To My Leedle Fren!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Folsom checks in, and apparently all systems are go there as far as Evil goes.
There&#8217;s a rash of mysterious pregnancies, most of the town&#8217;s beer stocks are seriously depleted, and there&#8217;s spent fireworks strewn about.
Looks like the plan is taking shape nicely. Here&#8217;s a pic of Casey, taken by Mark, laughing as they abscond from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Oh-My-God, Shit-My-Pants-With-Fear Level is ORANGE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some girls are bigger than others, but very few of them are bigger than Bear. But goddamned if he couldn&#8217;t wiggle his meaty little fingers into whatever was broken in our team vehicles. May our bus rest in pieces in a scrap yard in Nowhere, Iowa, where it is currently stripped, but we&#8217;re told by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Things You Can&#8217;t Unsee</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks, Lucky. I think.

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		<title>Guaranteed to make you ten feet faster.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not guaranteed to keep you from being a douche.
For the skinny, go here.

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		<title>Three out of seven signs of the Apocalypse.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Holy mother of god, I didn&#8217;t think it was possible, but it would appear that humanity just finally raised the white flag and gave up on being the smartest in the animal kingdom. Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong.. I like lady bits as much as the next guy who likes lady bits, but at first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Training? I Guess It Depends On How You Look At It.</title>
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		<title>You Got That Right, Pal.</title>
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