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	<description>Here To Destroy Everything</description>
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		<title>Required morning listening.</title>
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		<title>What a Bunch of Asses</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We hope someone somewhere is sending Philip some dong pictures. 
In the mean time, the rest of you get this.
Now fuck right off, please.

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		<link>http://evilcycling.com/uncategorized/what-a-bunch-of-asses/</link>
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		<title>I Got 99 Problems, But Levi ain&#8217;t One</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So comes upon us the time of year where pro teams roll out their new kits. Saxo Bank has been kind enough to bring back their Cock Hawk motif, which was pointed out on Twitter by us, but knocked out of the park Cycle Boredom.
In other camps, the Radioshack/Nissan/Trek/we-can&#8217;t-time-trial-so-we&#8217;re-bound-to-fail team has a nice,&#8230;uh&#8230;nevermind. Their kit [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://evilcycling.com/uncategorized/i-got-99-problems-but-levi-aint-one/</link>
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		<title>Buy some goods or the dog gets it.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The new Evil wristbands are way better than the old ones, which were basically just the cuffs cut off our socks. I mean they worked alright&#8230; You fuckers were stupid enough to keep paying money for them.

They&#8217;ll be in the store at some point soon. Captain Dave has to take his hands out of his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://evilcycling.com/uncategorized/beat-the-dog/</link>
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		<title>Hey SOPA, You Lose!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And Lana has a parting gift for you on your way out.

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		<title>Black out with your sack out.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In support of today&#8217;s SOPA strike we are doing our part.
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		<link>http://evilcycling.com/uncategorized/black-out-with-your-sack-out/</link>
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		<title>So you say you are in the market for a den mother?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Good luck with that, but you can go ahead and keep your hands off ours. 
In other news, politicians can eat a bag of dick. Unless Sov throws his hat into the ring (which probably wont happen after &#8216;Open bathrobe at the cheerleadercamp-gate&#8217; of 2007) our money is on the clear winner.

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		<link>http://evilcycling.com/uncategorized/so-you-say-you-are-in-the-market-for-a-den-mother/</link>
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		<title>Just point up and say &#8216;invisible candy&#8217;.</title>
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		<title>USAC Can Suck Our Sacks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The shit winds of war blow before every conflict&#8230;&#8230;
I race bikes in Oregon. Poorly, mind you, but I race them nonetheless. I&#8217;m usually tacked on the back of crits, road races, TT&#8217;s, and some Cyclocross races just for shits and giggles, in the 3&#8217;s and Masters events. I race under the sanctioning body known as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://evilcycling.com/uncategorized/usac-can-suck-our-sacks/</link>
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		<title>Gotta come up with a new name for Christmas.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Merry Crassmas to me. Yeah.. That works nicely. 

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