Jane
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Do not mess with Jane - she will fuck you up!

As Evil's official legal counsel, Jane has her work cut out for her. She has more than once, however, brought a local magistrate to tears with her heart-felt defense work and passionate closing statements regarding the ill-advised behavior of her teammates.

Not only is she a terror in the courtroom, but on the ride no one passes her. If they try, she will charge them, overtake them, then (in a move not yet truly explicable by modern science) turn her powers against interlopers and knock them the fuck off of their bikes into the ditch. I've seen it with my own eyes and it's a thing not to be toyed with. Fair warning.

ROCK!!!!!!!