| Do not mess with Jane -
she will fuck you up!
As Evil's official legal counsel, Jane
has her work cut out for her. She has more than once, however, brought a
local magistrate to tears with her heart-felt defense work and
passionate closing statements regarding the ill-advised behavior of her
teammates.
Not only is she a terror in the
courtroom, but on the ride no one passes her. If they try, she will
charge them, overtake them, then (in a move not yet truly explicable by
modern science) turn her powers against interlopers and knock them the
fuck off of their bikes into the ditch. I've seen it with my own eyes
and it's a thing not to be toyed with. Fair warning.
ROCK!!!!!!! |