2012 Shitbird!
It is upon us, my friends. Or, upon you in actuality.
The 2012 jersey is now open for pre-order, so get yourself in line.
What’s new? Well, Castelli is making our jerseys. So you get twice the quality of the old ones, at the same price! Thanks to Castelli for stepping up. Also new is new pocket art, soon to be unveiled. Also new is a new message on the back of the collar.
What’s returning is the shitbird logo, the stripes, and HAIL SATAN on the side panels.
Click the “buy things” link to the right ———–> and see details on how to make yourself 1.3% more idiotic.
Fuck off, money.
This is bullshit. Where’s the wool, stupids?
I thought the new ones would have a cock shot on them, and a whipped cream stain. Under the chin.
How does the sizing of the Castelli compare to Champ Sys? Just looking to get the right size to cover my beer gut.
same, ugly jerseys? lame. step up your game, needle dick.
Yo shitstains..it’s been 3 weeks…where the fuck are my socks? Am I supposed to keep wearin’ the stained ones I stole from that homeless dude? Get yer hands off your cocks & get on that shit!
xoxoxo
bikemike
WTF?! This happened in the middle of the summer, when I was on vacation? You need to do another run.
sold out….shit
That being said I have my jersey.
Yo. Any chance these are not sold out yet? I need an XL.
Hey, when is it going to ship?
When will the jerseys ship?
I hate all of you. Cocktoys.
I want my two dollars (and my shirt/socks). TWO DOLLARS.
Cock n bwalls,
Scott
The jerseys are shipping now. Fuck off.
Hey Dicktater,
Still no jersey. WTF?
Dear Boner Face,
Still no jersey, and no response to my hate mail. I would like one or the other.