A TAILWIND ON A FALSE FLAT UPHILL IS LIKE A KISS TO THE BALLS DURING A BLOWJOB.

2 Responses to “A TAILWIND ON A FALSE FLAT UPHILL IS LIKE A KISS TO THE BALLS DURING A BLOWJOB.”

  1. shinny Says:

    What about the side wind that feels like a headwind on the way out – that you are sure will feel like that kiss on the way back in? Then it turns out on the way back in to feel like the same headwind you were experiencing on the way out….that is like some sort of cruel high school dry hump..

  2. Bicycle Bob Says:

    A viscous headwind on a slight downhill is like a punch to the balls during an anal rape….

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