Buy some goods or the dog gets it.
The new Evil wristbands are way better than the old ones, which were basically just the cuffs cut off our socks. I mean they worked alright… You fuckers were stupid enough to keep paying money for them.
They’ll be in the store at some point soon. Captain Dave has to take his hands out of his pants long enough to actually do that, so I wouldn’t hold your breath.
Speaking of hands in pants, all ladies can feel free to email photos of whatever parts of yourself you like to me at stevil@evilcycling. Any gents who would like to email photos of their parts can forward them to dave@evilcycling.com. Case in point;
He thanks you for your time and consideration on the matter.
sweet fucking bloody hell! lol