Calling all arms.

I encourage any and all to look up attorney John Messina and freely send him boxes of flaming shit.

2 Responses to “Calling all arms.”

  1. Anus Sphincter Says:

    Request a Case Review

    http://www.messinalaw.com/our-results/request-a-case-review/

    Description of Incident

    Some dumb cunt lawyer filed for wrongul death for a retard who was hiking and was killed by a wild animal.

    Injuries

    My intelligence was insulted & the collective IQ of the united states of americuh dropped by fiddy-five points.

    Describe Medical Treatment

    Hosed by the hose of shame.

    Current Condition

    Existential crisis.

    Is there insurance?

    Yes

    Number of Persons Involved

    250,000,000

    Amount of Medical Bills

    250,000,000,000

    How did you hear about Messina Bulzomi Christensen?

    Because you’re fucked, it’s gone viral

  2. fomenter Says:

    it’ll be even more fucking outrageous when he actually wins the lawsuit. only in America…

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