Doping At The Tour
So, all these shady riders with checkered pasts are riding in the Tour. Not much fuss about the ol’ needles and blood bags this year, but you know some guys are getting away with it. Some are resorting to new, cutting edge methods of fluid transfers and advanced doping techniques.
Take Andy Schleck for instance, (Brother of “Friend of Birrillo” for those who know the 2nd page story) he’s taken to fucking a goat on the start line.
Desperate times, desperate measures.
Hey!…we all got our reasons.
Haahaaahaaaa. Imjust shit my pants laughing. Goat fucker.
[...] look into that too much. Well, unless Willis is involved. We’ve learned that there’s a new type of doping out there, known as “goating”. And we’re guilty of it too, it seems. The [...]