We have a sale going on now, in honor of the dude they hung up on a big wooden plus sign. $66 nail guns and a buy-one-get-one-free special on pressure treated lumber.
Find your own Jesus and crucify his ass in your front lawn. Be sure to beat the snot out of him first after drinking a bunch of grog or ale. Then remember that the fairie tale of that beardo dude was replaced by a candy wielding rabbit. Oh, how the mighty have fallen…..after they were hung up like a cheap decoration, that is.
Now be sure to ride your bikes this weekend!