Evil Cycling Racing Team Inc, Now Hiring
We’ve begun our own silly season, post Interbike. It involves some bestiality, amyl nitrate, Biddle, and some Judas Priest. Evil chapters are sputtering to life all around the world, and by sputtering I mean avoiding arrest after feeling up your missus.
If your missus ain’t around, the nearest farm animal will do.
Check out Chuck, our new hire in Johannesburg. He’s a real straight shooter. Welcome to Evil, Chuck.

That’s a cool backpack.
BUNG ROSE
i always thought you were supposed to help the sheep over the fence, not the other way around
I’m a punk ass bitch.