Feel Free To Stuff Thyself
Right in the ass! If you have trouble with that task, we can send Bear over to help you out. We call him the Roto Rooter, and for good reason, just ask Clark who is aptly named “Gappy” now because of an encounter with Bear and a bottle of tequila that went horribly, horribly wrong.
Ah yes, enjoy your Thanksgiving day, friends. Be thankful for your bike and your friends and your family, and this picture.
And may all our Evil far and wide be happy and full on this day. If not, we’ll track Zeke down and cut a few slices off of him and send them to you. Or The Lunatic Fringe, who sent us a nice picture reassuring us that all was well in Illinois, and that he had unearthed an early picture of Cheever.
This really explains a lot.