First buy socks, then degrade yourself by wearing them..
Buying some EVIL socks for ten measly dollars is a small price to pay when you consider the fact that you not only have full time feet condoms ensuring that your shoes won’t get pregnant, but in a pinch you have something to wipe your ass with after you drunkenly take a shit in the back of the bus you caught in Copenhagen but then later realized because you can’t read Danish that you’re on the wrong one, and it’s taking you about 20 miles in the wrong direction of the place you scammed some floor space at where a really hot girl named Petra is waiting for you.
I’m just saying… it’s good to be prepared.