First Salvo Of Socks Arrive, Crashes Imminent, Stevil Teaches Class
The first batches of socks made their way to their new owners, and the bizarre behavior has already started, reports say. There have been several nun kickings reported, as well as foot-up-the-bosses-ass resulting in a spike in the unemployment rate. Sometimes, when the feet wearing the socks sense a victim nearby (a kid to kick, a nun to roundhouse, etc) they take the wearer on a new route, no matter what said wearer is up to.
Here’s Stevil crashing. Now, anyone that’s ridden with the old boy knows that he can handle a bike, but when wearing the Evil socks, and when an unsuspecting pregnant woman walks by, well, the socks take over to try to do some kicking. Observe.
blame the socks.
Now next on tap we have the Czech Cyclocross Juggernaut Stefka in full flight. See, the socks don’t care. If there’s something nefarious to tend to, you’re off your bike. There’s just no two ways about it, even if you’re in competition. Now look closely, and you’ll see the Evil socks throwing Stefka off her bike and guiding her towards a keg at a cross race. Them socks be thiiiirsty!
Don’t worry, the socks shared the beer with Stefka, so all was forgiven and everyone was alright.
You just have to be careful out there, folks.