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Admit it, Dave; You dig unhappy, married, 30/40-Something, overweight, Mid-Western Suburban gals riding Wal-Mart Comfort Bikes on the municipal bike trail which runs through the raped farmland that the new housing development now occupies…and who drive their Cadillac Escalade to Starbucks afterward for a 2,000-calorie Double Mocha Latte after a 2-mile ride (“workout”).
Thankfully, the bimbo featured above wasn’t on a Comfort. She may want to look into it though, since right next to the “Made in China” sticker on the bars is another that states, “Your Brakes Are Located On Your Handlebars”.
Moral: always wear a helmet. In her case, she should wear two.
Moral #2: Future porno stars with fake mammary-glands are a GREAT idea to promote RAGBRAI 2010 or 2011…as long as she stops saying:
“EEEEEE!!! Where are the brakes!!!!????
Awgh, they cut out before we could see the silicone leak out. Would of been funnier to see her cry, as she started to.
Moral #3: Don’t do too much silicone and ride.
top heavy but made it all of a few feet to cross the line
I thought they were going to pop! Ha Ha, department store bikes are good for something? My chest hurts now?
I’m terribly aroused.
Admit it, Dave; You dig unhappy, married, 30/40-Something, overweight, Mid-Western Suburban gals riding Wal-Mart Comfort Bikes on the municipal bike trail which runs through the raped farmland that the new housing development now occupies…and who drive their Cadillac Escalade to Starbucks afterward for a 2,000-calorie Double Mocha Latte after a 2-mile ride (“workout”).
Thankfully, the bimbo featured above wasn’t on a Comfort. She may want to look into it though, since right next to the “Made in China” sticker on the bars is another that states, “Your Brakes Are Located On Your Handlebars”.