The Revamp Of The Black Train
You thought we wuz dead, didn’t you?
Nah, we have just been hanging out in the hive, breathing on each other, and holding down BRose while we bleach his greasy spider.
A small chunk of Evil has gathered in Portland, Oregon, and Sunday will (barely) contest the SSCXWC. It will be fun, and we promise to TRY not to puke on anyone. Seriously.
So, here we are at the dawn of a new internet age for the Black Train of Death. Send us anything you like. We’ll all have our emails up and running shortly as we revamp all this goodness. Or Blackness.
Many thanks to Emiliano Jordan of Template Cascade for his hard and dangerous work getting this thing all fired up and looking so purdy.
Now, as usual, fuck off!
wooo!
Hell to the yeah!
Elwood: “It’s got a cop motor…a 440 cubic-inch plant. It’s got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?”
Jake: “Fix the cigarette lighter.”
My scared and blackened liver will be hemoraging this weekend as West Coast Evil is in full effect this weekend for the SSCXWC. If your in town lock up your daughters, lock up your wife, lock the back door and run for your life. Or come buy us some whiskey drinks. All action is go….
Just talked to Pat, he mentioned having the camera ready for you guys…
This site sucks. Where’s Gilla?
fuckin A++
Brad…is Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn
Biddle…is ‘Blue Lou’ Marini
(Robert, is that you?)…is Steve ‘The Colonel’ Cropper
(You’re not only Suspect, you’re Uncategorized)…is Maury Sline
Cheever…is Ray
Dave…is Alan ‘Mr. Fabulous’ Rubin
“Well, the Sister was right. You boys could use a little churching up. Slide on down to the Triple Rock, and catch Rev. Cleophus. You boys listen to what he’s got to say.”
“Curtis, I don’t want to listen to no jive-ass preacher talking to me about Heaven and Hell.”
“Jake, you get wise. You get to church.”
My butthole is hardly bleeding at all this morning.