I Got 99 Problems, But Levi ain’t One
So comes upon us the time of year where pro teams roll out their new kits. Saxo Bank has been kind enough to bring back their Cock Hawk motif, which was pointed out on Twitter by us, but knocked out of the park Cycle Boredom.
In other camps, the Radioshack/Nissan/Trek/we-can’t-time-trial-so-we’re-bound-to-fail team has a nice,…uh…nevermind. Their kit looks like shit.
GreenEdge chimes in as NKOTB, their kit sucks too.
Garmin/Barracuda – sorry. Nice try. Love you guys, hate your kit.
Lampre – jesus, didn’t we go over this the last 7 years?
Andre Giacatolli someone paid for this spot and another unintelligible word – no.
The only guys worth a salt is BMC, and even though the kits are cool if you do your digging you know it ain’t all that great after all.
We’re whining more than Stevil (even on a full night’s sleep), and we apologize, so we’ll cut to the chase.
No one, and we mean NO ONE is more gay than Levi’s new outfit. This is simply just not right.
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK sing along if you know the words…
HAPPY!
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How yag is this? TOO YAG! If Ivel is going to get some on those stage race sleep overs he better go to the back of the line and stand on a step stool. Anyone know the metric equivalent of a step stool?