In this world, there is very little that we like.
At the top of that list is hate, but a close second is friends, and two friends of Evil went and did the fool thing this past weekend of consummating their relationship in the eyes of THE MAN.
To Complayna and Joseph Trent Parkin, we here in the EVIL camp all would like to wish you a happy and healthy future.
Our wedding toast was a toss up between the following;
‘I know you’ll have a long and happy life together, and will walk hand in hand into a bright, and promising tomorrow.’
Or
‘I took a shit in your closet last night.’
We opted for the former, though we know them both to be true.
the T is for Trustworthy
What’s this, bud? You walking the plank?
I always thought T was for tacos
jump.