It’s entirely possible that you might remember the big Evil jersey order of ought 11.
In case you don’t, let me bring you up to speed.
We placed a new order for jerseys so that everyone who cared to could get in on the blackness.
Some people rejoiced, and a bunch of people didn’t care.
For the latter, as you were, and for the former, we got the goods coming in shortly. Despite our best efforts at organization, The Man had other ideas, and we got thrown into the chaos of Champ System’s queue. As of today however, our order is set to arrive next week, at which time we will begin furiously stuff envelops with the goods, as well as random filth ridden detritus we have found on the street. If you look to the East, a black cloud is descending, and soon will be spreading across the land.
Reading this information has given me a bit of a semi…sort of like when a cool breeze blows gently across one’s genitalia whilst urinating outdoors…
Your pigeon of death didn’t confirm whether you received my correct mailing address. It’s the same as the paypal address. Gracias.
Jeremy, if your address was included or added as an amendment to your order, then we should have it all straightened out. If you want to double, triple check, send it on again to Dave at Evilcycling dot com, as he is the one who will be responsible for this trainwreck.
don’t forget the porn, i’m tired of wacking off to the same old shit.
cant wait for it to fail the sniff test
I sure hope mine shows up with pit stains and half a sandwich in the middle pocket.
Do these come already smelling of perspiration and disappointment or do I have to do that part?