Nutsack Express
The title of this post has nothing to do with anything, it’s just the first thing that came to mind. Along with these other random musings:
1. If you sing “Holy Diver” whilst pooping, good things will happen.
2. 800ml of fresh packed cells in the breakfast of champions.
3. There is no shame in puking, as long as you rally.
4. Chamois cream is your friend.

In good news, the EVIL STORE is almost ready to launch. We have socks and stickers ready to go now, and a whole slew of other things in the works. So hang on. You can socks for the people you dislike the most but for whom you must shop. Observe the hound above. He got his socks, and promptly ate them. This is not the directed usage for these socks but hey, if you bought ‘em, do what you want with ‘em.
Brutal!
I need Evil gear. And I have a dog that looks just like that. That is all.