Oldies, Goodies, and Shitties
Firstly, let it be known that we’ve dusted off our (rusty) sheriff’s badges and are once again mobilizing our Evil police force. You may remember or recall if you weren’t too fucking stoned in class that Evil was one of the first ever bicycle police forces. We have visual evidence, that we’ve actually posted before. Please observe:
That’s an oldie, but a goodie. We have that, and many many more of the crumpled ruins that make up Evil Cycling in the archives. Please waste some time on the company dime and peruse the ashes from whence this fucked up phoenix came to be.
It’s Friday. Not a lot going on around here other than our typical pre-weekend liver massage. The sloth and gluttony week is upon us and we couldn’t be happier.
In closing, we’d like to admit that we’re really not that bad. Except the times that we’re feasting on children’s innards or shopping your mom’s pancreas around, we’re really not that bad. You know what’s bad? Cancer’s bad. We’re inadvertantly but very proudly on the cover of the Chris King Komen Calendar for 2010. They’re only $15 and it goes to a great cause, so click HERE to get yourself a calendar for that special someone in your life. And now, please play “spot the Evil”
Oh, wait, one more thing. The UK is indeed part of Europe, smartasses. And both of my moms (the one that bore me and the one that hid me) both saw the site, twice. And with the power of google anal (ytics) we can find out just how people are ending up at this site by seeing what keywords they punch in to get here. Here’s the latest. I like #10 myself, which was actually #8 on the charts a few days ago.
| 1. | 45 | 4.09 | 00:05:22 | 71.11% | 28.89% | ||
| 2. | 27 | 4.56 | 00:05:21 | 59.26% | 18.52% | ||
| 3. | 5 | 2.60 | 00:06:07 | 20.00% | 20.00% | ||
| 4. | 2 | 2.00 | 00:01:00 | 100.00% | 50.00% | ||
| 5. | 2 | 2.00 | 00:00:22 | 50.00% | 0.00% | ||
| 6. | 2 | 2.50 | 00:00:22 | 100.00% | 0.00% | ||
| 7. | 2 | 1.00 | 00:00:00 | 50.00% | 100.00% | ||
| 8. | 2 | 6.50 | 00:02:44 | 100.00% | 50.00% | ||
| 9. | 1 | 1.00 | 00:00:00 | 100.00% | 100.00% | ||
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