Due to years of unhealthy living, Captain Dave went down hard this weekend and detailed the results in an email.
“Crashed bad on Friday night. Broke some teeth, broke a bike, damn near broke a shoulder and some ribs.. Missed a curb. My own stupid fucking fault.
So, as far as the kits go, the orders got pushed to mid April. It’s “busy season” so even though we have our artwork and shit submitted we have to wait two weeks just to get the proofs up. I’m pissed.”
If you would like to vent your frustration, send all threats to firstname.lastname@example.org. He’s obviously down for the count, so even if you piss him off to the point that he would fight you, he currently is physically incapable, so fire at will.
Sorry for the lag. We’re dicks.