Pulling out our hair and screaming at the sky.
Due to years of unhealthy living, Captain Dave went down hard this weekend and detailed the results in an email.
“Crashed bad on Friday night. Broke some teeth, broke a bike, damn near broke a shoulder and some ribs.. Missed a curb. My own stupid fucking fault.
So, as far as the kits go, the orders got pushed to mid April. It’s “busy season” so even though we have our artwork and shit submitted we have to wait two weeks just to get the proofs up. I’m pissed.”
If you would like to vent your frustration, send all threats to dave@evilcycling.com. He’s obviously down for the count, so even if you piss him off to the point that he would fight you, he currently is physically incapable, so fire at will.
Sorry for the lag. We’re dicks.
I can’t believe that not even ONE person has commented on this. Clearly, the Captain is on a ship without a rudder. It’s time for an intervention. Somebody set it up and i will bring beer, whiskey and strippers.
I meant, hookers.
Too lazy to learn proper grammar!