Asswipes on bikes, your jerseys are all en route. After several trips to the post office, where we were clearly Mr. Popular mailing 40 or 50 tyvek envelopes at a time, all the shitbird jerseys have left the Portland locale, and are on their way to you.
Some of you already have them, as evidenced by this blog post, which demonstrates proper handling of said shitbird.
The last batch took to the wing Thursday, April 14th, so they should all land in the US by next Tuesday at the latest, and in Europe, the UK, and Australia, definitely by the beginning of the week after.
Please be sure to send your pictures and stories to dave@ or stevil@ evilcycling dot com. Or post to our Facebook page, or to our Twitter account. Also, send us pictures of tits. We like those.
Alrighty then, thanks all, and go fuck yourselves.