Somebody has got to make the donuts.
I’m buried up to my neck in work and leaving town, Dave is overseas reporting on grown men in tights and tap shoes, (or, if I were a betting man) perhaps busting some gills of a passed out tranny Thai hooker, and Cheever’s playing bicycle industry grab ass with a bunch of other homos at the Sea Otter. Who’s going to fill the void here? I suppose that will be me. Now then, I will pose a question for the mechanically minded among us;

Hey that’s cheating, you can’t physically attach yourself to the bike! I think the UCI will come a knocking soon as its illegal to have aluminum in your blood stream. Man why didn’t I think of that to keep from flying off the bike…
rookie mistake…you installed a right hand leaver on the left hand.