Someone, somewhere is getting their race ruined.

And I would bet dimes to donuts that it smells of defeat, cheap beer and ass.
Not the good kind of ass, where you are surprised at how awesome it smells.
And don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. You’re on the EVIL site. Chances are pretty good that you’ve had you face in more ass, than I’ve had hands in pockets.
For that matter, you probably have your face in an ass right now.
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Tags: This shit wouldn't happen in Boulder
‘ruining races’ that was last year,….promoting outlaw bicycle races, with no rules and no winners that is the next step