Thank You.
And by thank you we mean go fuck yourself.
The jersey order is out and gone, a few loose ends to tie up and pass along and we’re done with round 1. Round 2 and maybe even 2.5 will be coming shortly if we stop huffing paint for about 2 seconds to actually get anything done.
However, let us lean our bikes up against the bar for a moment and say thanks. We don’t run an actual business, we’re just idiots with a bike fetish and unusually small penises. But thanks for getting the jersey and flying the flag. This movement, edict, ethic, idiocy, uselessness; whatever you want to call it – is a sort of home for us. We appreciate so many of you share the same mentality. It’s nice to know there are so many people equally grounded and twisted out there.
Seems a few had some sizing issues. This is genuinely sucky and we’re very sorry for it. The jerseys did seem to run a bit on the small side, and for those of us size ‘tweeners, this didn’t work out. Check the Facebook Evil Cycling page and post for exchanges if possible with the 160 others that bought jerseys.
We may try to reorder shortly and we can swap jerseys for the mis-sized with new ones. We didn’t buy stock because we’re poor and stupid so it was order-to-buy only. Anyhow, keep an eye out for that down the line.
In the meantime, the rest of you should keep sending in the pictures of “Shitbird and me, what does it mean?”, like the following idiots:
Swapping my jersey for a larger size would be good. I knew that ChampSys stuff always runs a little small, but this batch seems even smaller.
man that’s a lot of splashback! awful!
Lay off the beer and donuts for a while. Thats what I’m trying to do.