We’re confused. Again. It’s easy to do, really, since we’re basically a belt notch north of pure imbecile, but we are really really confused right now. Firstly, by the garden gnome we found halfway up Stevil’s ass, and secondly by the conundrum that is SSCXWC 2010. We had a crew ready to go, but the logistics of being forced to drive everywhere, most likely under the influence of anything and everything, kinda scared us away. Kent? Renton? Fuck it, us PDX’ers are going to Kenton instead, and racing another godawful Crusade race. Beats 4 hours up, and trying the logistical nightmare of getting everywhere from Seattle to the Speedway, and everywhere in between. No close hotels, and few bike lanes, coupled with the prospect of purely shite weather looks to have the Evil team racking up some more DNS’s to our palmares. Maybe we’re not the only ones to see it…but we do think Seattle might have a riot on its hands come Sunday afternoon. Sorry, not Seattle, Kent. Or Renton. Or one of those other enclaves south and slightly east of Seattle proper by about 25+ miles. Good luck, sorta.
What’s your excuse?