We’re SOLD out, not SELL outs.
Although, if there was a chance to see some tits, or a free beer involved, we’d sell out. Or, we’d trade you something. Tell you what, how about you give us 100 bucks, some free vouchers for chips, wings, and lap dances at Magic Garden, and we’ll give you Cheever. Straight up.
Well, thank you, dear Evil brothers and sisters, as we’ve had our first sell out in history, and in amazing time. All of our hats went out the door in under two weeks. Another order is placed, and all orders have been filled and shipped today. A healthy number of you opted for the free porn, too, which is nice to see. Everybody wants smoking fetish porn with their cycling attire, don’t they? That’s what I thought.
Now, we have doctor, but he’s not “Dr Evil” in the Myers sense, nor is he “Dr Evil” in the Ferrari sense. Our doctor just keeps our fangs straight, and keeps us full of enough amphetamines no just to race with, but moreso to stay awake at the bar. He looks like this saucy dick knocker:
So thanks for your support. We’ll have more hats soon, but we’re still ok on Socks and Stickers so order away on those items. In the meantime, watch this piece of cycling greatness.