When Captain Dave speaks, at first people don’t listen.
Taken from Lucky at Psyclepathic.
Secondly, I have to take the opportunity to spread the word early and often that the fellas from Mission Workshop and my profhessianal self have gotten a bit of a collaboration underway. Get your video gear out and your cameras warmed up for our first ever contest;
So now you know what to do. Get cracking, cracker.
i was hoping for a clint eastwood sandra lockhart ‘everywhichway but loose’. contest…god damn i love them orangutans
on youtube, they have a sweet clip of the Diablo burger scene, in German!
Star Wars has nothing on S&TB. I was there at the original release of Star Wars as a rug-rat. Plaid corduroy jeans, short-sleeved Arrow shirt, straight greasy hair…and a few early zits, to boot. Clutching a gallon of Coca-Cola, a bushel of fake-butter popcorn, and an industrial-sized box of Tootsie Rolls…which I think I paid for by the money I made from overcharging the old ladies on my paper route. And I kept looking at the walls of the theatre, wondering what the hell those “BOSE DOLBY” speakers were on the wall. Plus, I rode there on my ’70s rat-rod bike with my pals. If that’s not juvenile white-trash, I don’t know what is.
“Decoratin’ up da whole church at a cost a forty-dolla’s…just to see her runnin’ back up the aisle. No, she was DANCIN’ up the aisle. Her ass was wigglin’, too! Son, there is no way…NO WAY, you come come from my loins. I’m gonna go home and beat your momma.” — Sheriff Buford T. Justice