When It Rains, We Pour
Wow, our beloved sport has just had voluminous hershey squirts in semi-clean underpants this week, hasn’t it?
Ciprelli gets tagged so that means Longo is going to get her just desserts, and soon.
Contador gets hung for 2 years after 2 years of blah blah blah to adjudicate one billionth of a gram of clenbuterol in his system.
Jan Ullrich, happily retired for years, somehow this week got suspended for 2 years (what the fuck?) after the Puerto shit came to an end after an excruciatingly long and protracted “legal” “fight”. It is so clown-tastic around the sport of late, nothing surprises us.
Well, nothing except Lance Armstrong mysteriously dodging a federal lawsuit, though we have a glimmer of hope USADA or WADA might take up the case….even though that means more CAS nonsense if it indeed happens. Right, Lance….everyone was dirty but you. And all that wire fraud, drug trafficking, witness tampering, so on and so forth, that’s just because you’re concerned with being a father and a cancer figher, right? FUCK OFF.
We offer our thoughts on the whole enchilada in cycling with this one, memorable and fitting image:
Like the photo book: Fuck you Heroes. even if Lance is as clean as the snow on top of Mount McKinley, his teammates have been busted for cheating and admitted to cheating while supporting him for his 7 wins, which means his wins are tainted…
MMMM belly warmed mimosas are quite tasty.
I like the talk about taint!
The Ullrich one was the one that threw me, fuckin guys retired.
Now its time for some ass, motherfuckers. Show us some ass. Show us balls too for that matter.
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