Evil Cycling

That’s a euphamism for “are you getting laid” in case you didn’t know it. Now you do.

Fun times, from the tropics to the mainland. We’ve been gazing upon comely Japanese chicks in Hawaii, to riding in the muddy rain in Portland, to just beating our dicks like they owe us money in Norcal. In the midwest, we’ve been freezing our poor little penises off on gravel/ice rides. But we’ve been on bikes, and that matters most.

fat douchebag somewhere around diamond head

And in bad news, Armstrong ran like a chicken shit and settled with LeMond. I suppose LeMond A.) needs the money and B.) enjoys seeing Trek give 100 grand to his favorite charity, but oh, how we would have loved to see all the dirty laundry come out in a court of law. Once again, slippery sleazy Pharmstrong gets away with murder. Sad. So, so sad. I wish the dude from cyclingfansanonymous.blogspot.com would come back to writing, but I think he’s just finished another fifth of whiskey and has the Luger pointed at his naughty bits by now, he’s so fraught with disgust.

In brighter news, our semi-raison d’etre, Ragbrai, has announced its route for 2010. It’s really flat, and it’s relatively short at only 415 miles in length. We’ll see you there, in some fashion.

In darker news, Clark’s dong fell off. But if you put yours everywhere he’s put his, yours would fall off too.

Speaking of Ragbrai and things falling off, our dear Bennie was spotted in L.A. looking about how we thought he’d look this far down the hallucenogenics road:

different paint job, everyday

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