You think you’re the cream of the crop? No, fuck you. We are.

And Grant holds the keys to the kingdom.

“Team Evil holds secret training camp in Canadian Rockies. Cheever, Stevil and Dave emerge to sweep Olympic Figure Skating podium.”

Among the other attendees were drug dealers, whores, and Too Short.

Best training camp ever.

6 Responses to “You think you’re the cream of the crop? No, fuck you. We are.”

  1. Dave Says:

    I was sick that day.

  2. The Lunatic Fringe Says:

    Nice job on the Bronze, Dave…in light of your infirmities.

  3. Jose Says:

    Oh crap, that’s AWESOME!

  4. J Says:

    I didn’t know Chevil pulled down the Silver!

  5. Zoe Ali Says:

    i love to Figure Skate, and this has been my favorite sport ever since i was a kid..*.

  6. Kitchen Rugs ` Says:

    i love to see women doing some figure skating routines;’:

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