And since we can’t actually provide Burt Reynolds’ mustache, we can provide a merino wool awesome thing from All Hail the Black Market. And, as you know, merino wool is actually recycled Burt mustache fibers.
Stop what you’re doing. Go here at once. When you’re in your Evil racing jersey, you’ll need something for the chill when the sun goes down and you’re drunk.
Your parents always told us you were a failure.